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JJust get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. I cannot abide useless people. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought. Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar.
I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back! Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are…