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A K Construction Co
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's…
J M Custom Design Millwork
Ten percent of nothin' is ... let me do the math here ... nothin' into nothin' ... carry the nothin' ... If…
International Eyelets Inc
I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to…
Mooby Corp
As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I've opened a door…
United Oil Co Inc
Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I'm just a good man. Well, I'm all right. Ten percent of nothin'…
Mcauley Mfg Co
I care deeply for nature. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging…
Gersh & Danielson
Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I'm…
Ford Brothers Wholesale Inc
Really? Did nothing cancel? I've opened a door here that I regret. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast…
H Lee Leonard Attorney At Law
There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! First place chick is…
Seymour Helderman :: The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Mercy is the…
Vandelay Industries ~Ask about our desk/bed combo~
I cannot abide useless people. Ten percent of nothin' is ... let me do the math here ... nothin' into nothin' ...…
20 20 Printing Inc
Whoa, this guy's straight? Well, what do you expect, mother? Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Did you…