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Bank Of New York
I've been under fire before. Well ... I've been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself. You're welcome…
Kleensteel
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said…
George Haber – Nobody’s perfect. I’m a nobody.
I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to…
Kentucky Tennessee Clay Co
I'm afraid I just blue myself. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what…
American Arts & Graphics
Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a…
International Eyelets Inc
Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be…
Omni Consimer Products
There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. You know what the chain of…
Sombra “Corporation”
What's Spanish for 'I know you speak English?' Guy's a pro. I care deeply for nature. You're welcome on my boat. God…
H Lee Leonard Attorney At Law
Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to…
Jeffrey A. Chanay — Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don't know. Holmes and Watson are on a…
Mark Iv Press Ltd
Whoa, this guy's straight? That's why you always leave a note! That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Oh, you're gonna be…
Farrell & Johnson Office Equip
Guy's a pro. Well, what do you expect, mother? What's Spanish for 'I know you speak English?' There's only one man I've…