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20 20 Printing Inc
There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television…
Windsor, James L Esq
That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. No! I was…
Arthur Silberman: Life is too complicated in the morning.
Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Well, what do you expect, mother? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down.…
American Council On Sceince, Helth, Religion, and Spelling
First rule of battle, little one ... don't ever let them know where you are... WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE!…
Atlantic Northern
Really? Did nothing cancel? Army had half a day. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I care deeply for…
Brian Haavisto > Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25.
Let's go be bad guys! Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower ... somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified…
Sams Corner Store
There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with…
Sams Corner Store
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear.…
Case Foundation Co
I've opened a door here that I regret. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Get me a vodka rocks. And a…
Beutelschies & Company
Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be…
Megadodo Publications
My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don't know. You will not apply my precept.…
Big Kahuna Burger ^ Little Kahuna Salads
I've opened a door here that I regret. That's why you always leave a note! It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets…