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Lowy Limousine Service
Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple.…
Booty Boost Lifting
No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. As you may or may not know, Lindsay…
Hermar Inc
Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! You're welcome on my boat. God ain't. I swear…
Wells Kravitz Schnitzer
It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. Army had half a day. Someone ever tries to kill you,…
Kleensteel
It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish.…
Sombra “Corporation”
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear.…
Strickland Propane
The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my…
Western Gas & Electric
How did your brain even learn human speech? Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the…
George Jessop Carter Jewelers
Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming…
Demo, inc.
The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. Man, or at least criminal man, has lost…
Dunnells & Duvall
Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last. You see, but you do not…
Chapman, Ross E Esq
Steve Holt! I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Really? Did nothing cancel? As you may or may…