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Giampetro, Anthony D
You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes…
Little Running City
Elementary, my dear Watson. Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last. You know…
Barrytron
You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains,…
Calaveras Prospect
Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of anything. Just get us on the…
Junior Footballer
JJust get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end…
Scat Enterprises
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Am I a lion? I don't think of myself as a lion.…
Insty Prints
Elementary, my dear Watson. Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice,…
Little Sheet Metal Co
I've opened a door here that I regret. Guy's a pro. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life.…
Diet Running
Whoa, this guy's straight? There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Guy's a pro. There's only one man I've ever…
LuthorCorp for the investication
If anyone gets nosy, just ...you know ... shoot 'em. Shoot 'em? Politely, of course. Next time you want to stab me…
Atc Contracting
Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face. I've been under…
Widget Corp
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! How did your brain even learn human speech? I've been under fire before. Well ... I've…