It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. We just call it a sausage. Marry me.
\nIt’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ I’m half machine. I’m a monster. We just call it a sausage. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. <\/p>\n
I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. If anyone gets nosy, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely, of course. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back! Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. <\/p>\n
You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well, I’m all right. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Let’s go be bad guys! Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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