Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. I cannot abide useless people. Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well, I’m all right. Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.
\nI’m half machine. I’m a monster. I care deeply for nature. <\/p>\n
That’s why you always leave a note! I’m afraid I just blue myself. We just call it a sausage. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Whoa, this guy’s straight? Army had half a day. Guy’s a pro. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. <\/p>\n
That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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